I'm not entirely sure who this or what the rest of it is, but one thing is for sure...after looking at this I am somehow no longer afraid to fly and my fear of heights has been cured. On a negative side, every time I see a box of crayons I start to pee. But, that's another story for another time.
Showing posts with label christina aguilera. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christina aguilera. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Christina Aguilera Has Changed Me
I'm not entirely sure who this or what the rest of it is, but one thing is for sure...after looking at this I am somehow no longer afraid to fly and my fear of heights has been cured. On a negative side, every time I see a box of crayons I start to pee. But, that's another story for another time.
Friday, August 15, 2008
I'm Just Gonna Say It. Christina Looks Like She Itches.
Christina Aguilera and her bumsband, Droopy-Drawers McWhispyBeard, were caught leaving The Roxy the other night. Seriously, Christina looks like she itches. Everywhere. Kinda like she itches a lot and tried to figure out if it's crabs, but her head is itchy too so she tries to decide if she even has crabs or if her crabs jumped into her hair or if she has lice and her lice made its way down to her criggty-crotch. It's tough being Christina. She kinda looks like she smells too. Like, musty and shit. Almost like your basement that has an area rug and it rained the night before. Like, it rained a lot. And some of the water seeped into the basement and the rug got wet. But you hadn't been down your basement in a few days so when you go down there to grab your laundry you open the door and you're trying to figure out what that smell is. Yeah. I kinda feel like she smells like that.
Honestly, no clue today folks, no clue.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
A Skank Blooms at Macy's
Happy Birthday, Macy's, your flowers may have some sort of STD now. Possibly. I would get them tested. In October Macy's turns 150 years old and felt that Christina Aguilera would be the perfect person to help celebrate the great accomplishment. I'm sure Mr and Mrs. Macy's are rolling around in their gold plated caskets. The idea, according to Access Hollywood, to place Christina and her blond troll hair in front of a wall of flowers was to help honor the flower shows that Macy's used to have in California back in 1946. But the star power doesn't stop just there. Oh no, my friends oh no. There will also be photo shoots with Donald Trump, Martha Stewart, Jessica Simpson, and Tommy Hilfiger. What a treat. What a real pointless treat.
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