Are You Kidding Me With This?

Esquire Magazine has named Halle Berry the sexiest woman alive for 2008. They totally hit the nail on the head with this. I mean, I do personally think they overlooked Terri Irwin and Darlene Montag, but Halle is a good third prize.

Seriously me gusta Halle Berry grande tiempo. I think that means that "I like Halle Berry big time." I like to use the literal Spanish translation. The world needs more of Halle Berry, even though she has that kid holding her back. She makes me want to do naughty things....very naughty things.....like rent Catwoman....and watch it.

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Halle Berry Carries Mr Brady's Plans

I don't know how Mr. Brady is going to get his plans if Halle Berry is putting them in her car and not passing them off to Greg and/or Jan at the amusement park. Oh well. I guess this just proves that Halle wouldn't have made a good Brady. Although she is rocking the "Alice blue" pants with her Berry bum popping out. Good for her. Sadly, Mr. Brady wouldn't have wanted to touch that with a 10 foot pole. Discuss.

Anybunch, Halle Berry was heading off to yoga class in LA the other day. Me gusta Halle. IBBB needs more Halle.

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Pretty People Do Pretty Things

You know how they say sometimes that "less than attractive" parents have beautiful children? I don't know, I've heard that before. Well, do you think that really attractive parents will have ugly children? Personally, I think that's the price they should be forced to pay (by law) for being so damn good looking. We'll see what happens with baby Nahla. We'll be watching you Nahla. We look forward to your awkward stage when you're 15 yrs old and I'm 150 and still blogging. We'll see who's laughing then (it'll be you, trust me).

Halle Berry, her boyfriend/possible fiance Gabriel Aubry, and their daughter out of wedlock (you know the official term), Nahla, were doing a little shopping whilst in NYC the other day. Doesn't look like they're shopping to me, but I guess I'm just splitting hairs.....whatever that means.

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I'm Voting For Whoever Halle Berry's Rack Tells Me to Vote For

Halle Berry clearly dropped all of her baby weight, stuffed her rack-attack into an Obama t-shirt and hauled her ass out for a little shopping in Century City yesterday. Whatever Halle's boobs tells me to do I'm totally doing. Get caught robbing a store? Simply answer "Halle's boobs made me do it" and the police will quickly let you go with a soft pat on the back. Clearly Halle is voting for Obama. No word yet on who her cameltoe will be voting for. Perhaps a write-in.

In bitchy Halle Berry news, Halle has filed a complaint against the paparazzo who took pictures of Halle and her baby in the privacy of her own home. And investigation is now underway. Can't this paparzzo just say that Halle's boobs made him do it? I'd go with that defense.

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