Again, I'm not quite sure what exactly a "Miley Cyrus" is, but apparently she just recently got her drivers license. Awesome. Is it bad that I'm sorta hoping that Brandy is tailgating her on the freeway? Oh, it is bad? Oh. Ok. Well then, I look forward to receiving your hate mail. Oh, and while I'm at it, the Jonas Brothers are a bunch of curly-haired diddlers.
I won't lie. I still can't wrap my mind around what exactly is "Miley Cyrus." She's a cartoon, I'm assuming? Anyway, every once in a while I see photos of Miley and some dude, Gaston (??), out and about and read the articles attached saying that 16 year old Miley is dating 20 year old Gaston.
Yee Haw y'all! Miley Cyrus went and done herself a shiny new tan, y'all! That orange glow really makes those hillbilly teeth pop!
I never really feel that old. I usually pride myself on being pretty knowledgeable on all current events and by "current events" I really mean "stupid pop culture crap." However I can honestly say I know nothing about The Jonas Brothers. Nothing. When researching things to post about on good old IBBB I always come across Jonas Brothers stuff, but never read it. From what I can gather, they are singers? Are they from England? I think they are. And how is Miley Cyrus involved with them? And, more importantly, who is Selma Gomez? And who is Demi Lovato? And why are these three names always associated with The Jonas Brothers? Are they all virgins? Is that the deal? Are they all the same person? Is it like the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montanna thing? Am I old?