Syphilicious is Back!

Aubrey O'Day, aka Syphilicious, is still alive and kicking. I figured she would have dried up and wilted after having her arse kicked out of Danity Kane. Well I was wrong. Syphilicious poured herself into some black pants, grabbed her Tyra Banks wig off of her nightstand, and headed out to the after party for the final performance of Hairspray in New York City last night.

There's been no word if Aubrey will once again join Danity Kane or there will even be a Danity Kane, but last week on Craigslist they were looking for obsessive fans of the the group for Making the Band, so you know Diddy has something up his sleeve. Hopefully he has a facecloth up his sleeve so he can clean Aubrey similar to the way a cat cleans her young. Meow.

www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack

real cool art 0 Comments | Readmore...

So Who's Gonna Play the Role of the Crack-Slut-Whore Without a Gag Reflex?

Destiny's Child 3.0 (aka Danity Kane) will have their remaining members sing a little ditty in Vegas this weekend. What a treat for all. Let me save you all a few bucks and I'll let you listen to "Damaged" on your iPod while I lip-sync it. I'll only charge you $10.00 for a ticket. It's tough economical times and I'm nice like that.

Is it just me or do you want the remaining members to succeed just to spite Syphilicious (aka Aubrey)? Is that just me? Yeah? Wow. That speaks a ton to my character. Not. So. Good. Eh, I'm not losing sleep over it.

www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack

real cool art 0 Comments | Readmore...

Aubrey, AKA Syphilicious, Booted from Danity Kane

If you're one of the 14 people who watch Making the Band 4 and you flipped back and forth between the Presidential Debate and Making the Band you would have noticed that Diddy booted Syphilicious from Danity Kane. Now, he basically booted her for sassin', but think it has more to do with her being a white-trash skank.

Now, what I didn't know was that the other chick in the group, Aundrea, had emailed Diddy a while back saying that she wanted out of the group. Supposedly she and Syphilicious don't talk for weeks at a time. Then Dawn broke it down for everyone saying that the girls don't trust each other and once their show is over they all go their separate ways and don't talk for weeks.

I don't want to fall into the reality show trap, but could this be the most real that any reality show has ever been? I feel like we haven't seen something real in reality for so long that I'm not really quite sure what to make of it.

We'll see how this all ends next week when Diddy and Danity Kane are at the TRL Studios in NYC for a live season finale. Hopefully they really did give Syph the boot for good. Let her try to get out there and make it on her own. She seems to be best buds with Jenna Jameson, so perhaps we'll see her in porn soon. Fingers crossed.

www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack

real cool art 0 Comments | Readmore...

The Dog Looks Better and Has Less Fleas

First off can we change Aubrey's self-appointed nickname from "Aubarella" to something more appropriate like "Syphilicious." Someone told Aubrey from Danity Kane to pose sexy and this is what she came up with. Apparently she's making the same mouth movements that got her ass into this business in the first place. Aubrey and that other chick who's 40% less annoying than Aubrey were posing up a storm at the Dollhouse Jeans line at a NYC showroom.

Look I'm not trying to be mean, really, but Aubrey is the worst. If she didn't come across like she didn't have 14 various STDs then I would like her a little more. Even with a face full of Halloween makeup on she's still not that hot. And, she can't really sing. And at times her stomach hangs over her cameltoe-sprouting jeans. How she's managed to stay in the public eye is beyond me. Oh wait, because dip-shits like me write about her. She looks like she itches all over and you totally know that her "downstairs tenet" stinks to holy hell. I liked Danity Kane the first time around when they were called En Vogue. I also have no idea what I meant by that.

Take a bath, Aubrey, and then scrub the ring around the tub.

www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack

real cool art 0 Comments | Readmore...