Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• kicked in the vag (Nicki Blonsky's mother. Ding Ding Ding!)


• olivia palermo sucks (I wish)


• "bigger the ass" (Small the chest)


• a pig called Harriet (Carter!)


• are girls impressionable (Diddler alert! Diddler alert!)


• aretha franklin diarrhea (ch ch change....change your drawers)


• celebrity blonde accidental nudity show crotch green dress (is it bad that I know that this person is searching for Lindsay Lohan when she was on that boat?)


• Christmas church jokes (you've, clearly, come to the right place for that)


• drunk girl fack up ass (yeah, fack her)


• has anyone ever died from intervention on a&e (yes, just me inside)


• heidi you're a whore with a bad spanish accent (si senor. more tequila jose!)


• how to get the white trash pregnant look (that's it, aim high)


• inflatable horse dong (hahahaha I swear to God)


• is Christmas on the 5th? (Yes, next year it is)


• list mase orphanages with a baby girl named suri (run, Suri....run!!)


• queen latifah person telephone number (yeah, because that's online)


• she's so pretty and witty intervention (she's my Kristy!)
  
  

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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• my favorite dj is a tanner (brilliant. motto for life)


• beyonce + skinny jeans + camel toe (i love cameltoe math problems)


• kelly ripa is a lollipop head (and you're a dumb dumb head)


• "where are all the white people" (nebraska)


• "her boots stink" (so does your mullet)


• "wooden leg" "alyssa milano" (seriously, best rumor ever)


• 2 in the ass (and one in the neck)


• are courtney cox and jennifer aniston really friends (haha i love this! are the Friends really friends!?)


• buusy bretney spears (don't know what 2 of those words mean)


• celebrity gossip with raft (that's what I'm missing....a raft!)


• chicks doing other things to other chicks (did Peter Griffin Google this?)


• circumcise boyfriend (run boyfriend runnnn!)


• dakota fanning whore? (yes, dakota fanning whore)


• dead weave (Kim?)


• is donald trump kim big papa on the real housewives of atlanta (good guess, but I'm sticking with john goodman)


• is tina turner beyonce's mother (yes)


• mary-kate olsen tickling jodie sweetin feet (seriousy? i'm called the police)


• terri irwin riding a camel (toe)


• why do fake fish stink (because you store them down your pants)

Well that concludes another segment of Getting to Know YOU! Clearly most of you are still crazy perverts. Carry on.

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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• audrina farts (and stays smiling)


• midgets and unicorns (Webster riding My Little Pony?)


• loose sluts (sink ships)


• "poop in her pants" pleasure (it is a treat)


• "excuses for a black eye" (I burnt the roast)


• "sell your sex tape" crystal and john (yeah, you guys should totally sell it)


• 'bottle on snowmans back' (naturally)


• bindi sue irwin getting her award (for the biggest little bitch)


• dr. moore kicked out vagina (where is vagina staying now?)


• hep c vanilla (it comes in flavors now? i'm holding out for cookies and cream)


• holiday camel toe (ho ho toe!)


• i like her to show me her genitals (it's nice when you ask politly)


• is spencer pratt really steve sanders (to me he is, yes)


• make tyra fat (she can do it on her on thank you very much)


• mickey mouse sticking middle finger up (oh no! why mickey? why??)


• what's wrong with amy winehouse (nothing. she's fine.)


• where is harriet carter (in my heart)
  
  
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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• antm blogger jenny (that's right folks, find her here)


• free cameltoe (in today's economy this is a good deal)


• elderly sluts (thank you for being a friend)


• tina turner's ex-husband ike just beat the ever loving piss out of texas (hit me again!)


• "who shot mindy" (probably Mork)


• bruce jenner transgender (hahahhahaha)


• cram marc robot mc (robot combust....ro-bot mal-func-tion)


• darleen hit by school bus (you're thinking Andrea Zuckerman)


• details on harriet carter singing turtle (um, it's white-trash plastic crap?)


• eva longoria sucks a banana (ahhh how people love their fetishes)


• getting skanked (3 easy steps by Dina Lohan)


• how to get rid of starfish in bathrooms (stop doing drugs)


• i would like to be like claire huxtable (who wouldn't)


• is it bird pee or poop on the windshield (it's technically bird period)


• kid gets vagina in face (seriously, what?!)


• la cucaracha la cucaracha running up and down the stairs lyrics (uh, those are them)


• midgets and unicorns (magical and fun!)


• perez hilton is tori spelling coming back (wrong place)


• punch her in the face to prove you're right (sounds like a logical plan)


• rachel platt nyc adoptions 2008 (is FMC going to adopt me!!!!!)


• sitting on the toilet after candace cameron (geek burger with chesse)


• valentines day pig that squeals walgrees (someone is getting the best. gift. ever.)


• when did cindy and mccain start dating? (1493)


• whose bringing blogging back (me)


• is stephanie's real name sandy sanders? (i. love. it)

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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• what is lauren's job called on the hills (uh, fake? staged? scripted? not real? an illusion?)


• "remember when mona from who's the boss had to live on top of the" (of what? the answer is 'garage.' garage.)


• bring back donna martin (agreed)


• girl addicted to computer cleaner (it's like i'm walking on sunshine!)


• 48 old boobs (2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree)


• "different strokes" arnold report card (Duddly? Sam?)


• "tuck her penis" (ask questions later)


• "we'll never be friends" dubbed (crafty "hills" editing)


• antm isis winkie (she uses "winkie-b-gone")


• best way to smuggle drugs (there's no hope with dope)


• bob saget pervert (you got it dude)


• call michelle tanner (moshi moshi dude)


• caribbean fat ass (hey mon!)


• don knots penis (i mean, really?)


• hair is straight, then i get hot and it gets puffy (no idea)


• has hilary duff ever wet the bed (she's duffed the bed, not wet it)


• how to make your hair like chase crawford (piss, lots of it)


• i'm 13 and my crotch itches (call your doctor, Dakota Fanning)


• my favorite dj is a tanner (mine too! mine too!)


• neil patrick harris and wallet and back pocket (watch your wallet dude, you're getting mugged soon)


• rusty charo sex (ouch, coochie coochie!)
  
  
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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• kathy lee gifford pokies (gelman is relentless in his searches)


• kelly ripa blows (where exact, when exactly, what time exactly, how much exactly)


• sexy terri irwin (really? teri? really?)


• bruce jenner is married to a whore (and has 3 whore-like step daughters)


• blessed mother talks about food (yes, her one time to be seen and heard and she talks about food to ImBringingBloggingBack)


• brad pitt is white trash (rich white trash with a hot wife)


• britney spears crying because someone stole her pants 2008 (lindsay!)


• can a celebrity stop a commercial that is imitating her (no Paris, you can't)


• can butt implants melt (if the seat is too hot)


• celebrity sex teeth (yeah sex teeth are hot....huh?)


• crack open the wine and cut the cheese (totally a Harriet Carter t-shirt)


• dakota fanning want fuck (no. i don't think dakota fanning want fuck)


• david archuleta cotton candy crotch balls marco marco (strike me dead if I'm making this up)


• direct-to-dvd movies about ponies and fashion olsen (sorry that one is sold out)


• don knott's penis (mr firley, no!)


• fonzie toddler jacket (oh please don't do that to the poor kid. Ayyyy!)


• i miss when screwing was something only bob the builder did (better times, better times)


• light socket penis (yoooooowwwwwwww! ok one more time)


• mtv tina tekula (is that tila teqila's sister?)


• tommy lasorda slimfast fart (no comment)


• tori spelling sitting on the toilet (donna martin's constipated?)


• what is lauren's job called on the hills? (fake)


• wood shoes for sluts (sweet! Holland whores!)


• why is spencer pratt called steve sanders (because I named him that and it's sweeping the nation!)

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