Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog: Everyone is Creepy

IBBB is bringing back a new segment tentatively titled, "Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog!" Catchy. When Lindsay No Pants blogs on her Myspace account people not only listen and comment, but all the freaks come out of the woodwork. The other day Lindsay blogged something about some song. Pointless.

Below are some of my favorite comments to Lindsay.....with my thoughts underneath theirs. Good times:

~ Dude, blowin the tree sounds like some risky behavior. Plus, what the hell are you talking about? Also, unless you're a 7 year old girl signing her grandfather's 75th birthday card please never sign things "oxoxoxox."

~ I love when "the fans" turn on Lohan. I had a hard time fully understanding the insults due to the lack of any form of punctuation. The only time you should skip a period is if you're pregnant. Wow, that was deep. I'm wicked smaaaaht.

~ Huh? Wait. What? Ummm. Huh? What was so "beautiful" about what Lohan wrote? I mean, when she said, "but i'm not so quick with myspace sometimes" that really was a pretty sentence. P.S Lindsay is kind of a baby, I guess.

~ Can I make a citizens arrest on this chick for possible stalking? I love knowing every little thing about you? Really? Yeah, that's not creepy at all. I hope your parents aren't looking over your shoulder when you type shit like this on the "family computer" in the living room while they're watching Wheel of Fortune.



~ Well don't you see seem like quite the dish. You have a song tattooed all over your body and you're alone drinking a bottle of tequila all while sending one Ms. Lindsay Lohan a myspace message? Well the "personal ad" practically writes itself! Stop drinking. Thanks.

~ Yeah that sounds like an AWESOME idea. There's nothing I'd like more than to hear Lohan butchering all my favorite songs. Plus, I'm sure Tyra Banks is in the process of doing this right now anyway.

~ Creapo alert! Watching a Lindsay movie while on Lindsay's myspace and typing a message to Lindsay? Priceless. I bet Linds loves that. She should have finished her message with "I'm also drawing freckles all over my body with a red Sharpie. Should I stop once I hit 10,000 or keep going?"

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Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog: Happy HOliday's Edition!

To freshen up the stale stank around here, IBBB is bringing back a new segment tentatively titled, "Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog!" Catchy. When Lindsay No Pants blogs on her Myspace account people not only listen and comment, but all the freaks come out of the woodwork. The other day Lindsay wanted everyone to know what she got Sam Rotten for a gift.

Below are some of my favorite comments to Lindsay.....with my thoughts underneath theirs. Good times:

~ Uh, they're not married yet so "no." Possibly one of my top favorite responses to Lohan.

~ Hey Emily! is this. your fave show. for real? Stop lying about watching all of them and then coming clean that you've only seen a lot. i also think you should get off of the myspace and focus on your studies.



~ But if you kill yourself who will send messages to Linds with "S" smiley faces? Fine, I'll do it. Carry on. Disclaimer: Kids, don't try that at home.

~ Yeah Hannah! And a huge bucket of greasy chicken! Mmmm late night movies and fried chicken. This, my friends is my 50% of Americans are obese. Please note, all percentages are based on opinion.

~ Yay! More funny messages! If only the person who posted below this person also was sending a fake message.......(see below)

~ Wow! Look who actually made the post list this time. And what a brilliant question to ask. I've always wondered if the "Friends" were really friends. I hope Linds answers. Oh, and how hot is IBBB? Wow. Grrrrrrreat! Please note I am totally a loser for posting that message and even more of a loser that I was so psyched when I saw it posted. My life is empty. Carry on.



~ Well thanks, Ms. LauRen, for being a complete downer. If talent really was only genetic then Dina Lohan would be in actual TV shows instead of dancing in reality shows during "Las Vegas Week." Although, Nana Lohan is the talent in that family. It's all a wash.




~ hahaah oh my God you were? hahahahaha I totally hope they kick it in the bay area hahahaha. Everythang it mellow there I bet hahaha. love u oRgaZmik pNay hahahahah.

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Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog: The Freckly Return!

To freshen up the stale stank around here, IBBB is bringing back a new segment tentatively titled, "Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog!" Catchy. When Lindsay No Pants blogs on her Myspace account people not only listen and comment, but all the freaks come out of the woodwork. The other day Lindsay wanted to set the record straight and let everyone know that she and Sam Rotten were not broken up.

Below are some of my favorite comments to Lindsay.....with my thoughts underneath theirs. Good times:

~ Wait a minute. Lindsay must let every comment get posted. I'm totally adding a "Lindsay, are the Friends really friends" comment to her next blog post. Stay tuned!

~ Yes, Kendra, from looking at all the photos of Lindsay and Sam standing emotionless with their heads down, the love really is obvious.

~ Oh yeah, Fernando, you totally have a shot. Not just Lindsay, but women in general love it when men send them messages that say "hehe" along with "jk" and especially the word "wink." I think the only "turn" you'll be getting is the "turn" you give yourself.

~Yeah. Note to self: Stay the holy hell away from Mexico. Additional Note to self: the term "direct communication" scares the piss out of me. Last note to self: Reconsider going to Mexico, but if I run into a person named "Firestar" immediately contact la policia.

~ You tell 'em Peter! What an original thought. I bet no one has ever even thought up the idea of having the paparazzi being in the position that the celebrity is in. You're a girl genius! Stop trying to get Lindsay Lohan to have sex with you by sending her Myspace comments at 1:47 in the morning you sick pervert. Good day.

~ I not only don't believe what you are saying, I have no actual clue what you are saying. Perhaps I'm the one who needs help? I'm sorry, but I do.

~ 4 words: Brilliant.

~ Um, I don't know if these people are "sick" because they asked if they broke up. They only "asked." They didn't try to pick all the freckles off of Lindsay using a roach clip. Even that's not that sick. That's more innovative than sick.

~ Do you also have Myspace turrets? I'm pretty F*ck sure that's Sh!t what Balls that is! Sh!t F*ck!

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Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog!

To freshen up the stale stank around here, IBBB is introducing a new segment tentatively titled, "Fun With Lindsay Lohan's Myspace Blog!" Catchy. When Lindsay No Pants blogs on her Myspace account people not only listen and comment, but all the freaks come out of the woodwork. Yesterday, Lindsay recommended a song for people to listen to. Below are some of my favorite comments to Lindsay.....with my thoughts underneath theirs. Good times.~ Clean toilets are key, but without filthy toilets where would Linds have found Samantha? Hmmm, ponder that.
~ Clearly "Toni" needs to find hope, inspiration, contentment, and happiness in other places than photos of Lindsay and Samantha Rotten together. While he/she will one day grow up and be embarrassed for this comment and delete his/her Myspace account, his/her comment will always live forever here at IBBB. Welcome home, Toni, welcome home.


~ Skank Alert! Skank Alert! Why someone feels the need to tell Lindsay Lohan that they "almost" had sex with their partner is beyond me. I'm also not sure why it would have anything to do with Lindsay, but that's another story for another time. If Lindsay doesn't give her blessing for "just us" to "take it all the way!!!!!!!" IBBB will give his blessing. Remember, NumberOneSuzanna, if you cross your fingers and hum during intercourse you can't get pregnant. Best wishes!
~ The entire comment is crap, but I can't figure out why she wishes that Lindsay was younger. If Lindsay was a boy I would assume this is a priest leaving this comment, but coming from a girl I'm confused. Freckle overload.
~ So folks, this is basically Lindsay's overall fan-base right here. A broke transsexual who is looking for Lindsay's and Oprah's help to become a man. Oprah does say to "dream big" so I think this is a good strategy. Approved.
~ I'm not sure how much of a huge "fan" Annette is since she's spelling Lindsay's name wrong. Perhaps this is Michael Lohan anonymously posting comments?
~ You better take cover, Linds, because this head trip wants to meet "ya" and show her respect. You're pretty much dead at this point. Also, the "ya" and the fact that they reference Washington makes me think this is really coming from Sarah Palin. Wow, look at me making political references!

Well, folks, that concludes the shitshow that is Lindsay's blog comments. What a real treat. Lindsay has the best fans ever!

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