Madonna and Her Mickey Mouse Club Reunion

Leave it Beaver, and Madonna, to reunite those crazy Mickey Mouse Club kids also known as Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Last night at grandma Madonna's concert in Los Angeles, Britney Spears made a surprise visit on stage and helped Madonna sing a newer version of "Human Nature." I'm sure that sounded pleasing to the ear. Britney did look good though. And, again, while I spent the better part of a year teeing off on Britney for going crazy, now that she's thin and sane again I'm hopping back on the bandwagon that was once lovingly referred to as the "crazy-train."

But the blessed surprises didn't stop there. Oh no they most certainly did not. Later Justin Timberlake took to the stage in order to give the concert a little street cred and sang his portion of "4 Minutes."

Later, since Britney, Madonna, and Justin Timberlake all performed on the same stage on the same night the world actually imploded. You are actually reading this blog post from heaven....and in most cases, hell.

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I Mean, Guy Richie Is Literally Trying Everything

There isn't anything that Guy Richie hasn't tried to escape from his shit-show marriage to Madonna. While rumors have been flying (the friendly skies) for years about Guy trying to leave his marriage from Madonna, I think this really goes to show he means business. Unfortunately, Madonna must either have that door double-bolted or she literally has him chained to the radiator. Better luck next time, Guy.

Guy and his family were celebrating his 40th birthday at a London pub, "The Punchbowl" the other day. What a real treat. Pip pip! I think the real question is, when are they going to make another League of Their Own so that Madonna can revive her role as "All the Way, May?" You know you were thinking it too.

P.S If I were ever to run into Madonna on the street, I'd punch her in the nuts. Good day.

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Lourdes Reinforces Her Unibrow

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline? The whole Madonna family apparently tried to scare the balls off everyone at the Kabbalah Center over the weekend? First off, what the hell goes on at the Kabbalah Center? And when is their Halloween? Lourdes wants to make sure you know, for sure, without a doubt that she still has her unibrow. She's so committed to this unibrow that she actually even added some goldish headband that outlines and points to her unibrow. I'm waiting for her to toss on some form of a chin strap that will really make her mustache pop. Then she's hand in man-hand with her mom, Madonna, who must think it's ok to go and worship in cutoff sweatpants and a t-shirt. Seriously, what in the name of red string is wrong with her arms? Those look like heroin arms. Gross.

Wait, do you work out at the Kabbalah Center? I mean either way I'm not going, but if you do work out there that's a complete deal breaker for me.

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