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Friday, October 17, 2008

Before and After with Aubrey O'Day: AKA Syphilicious



What a real success we had with the Heidi Montard Before and After. I got a request to "Pre-Fame and Post-Fame' Aubrey and the next thing you know someone had it waiting for me in my inbox. Haha. Box. It's like IBBB writes itself and I just put out requests.

I have absolutely no clue what Diddy was talking about when he said that fame changed her. She looks exactly the same. If these pictures were pushed closer together she'd look like a Siamese twin.

I say beauty all around! The "after" picture should be her license picture. She looks rested, fresh, easy breezy, beautiful. I mean the way that her face looks 4 shades lighter than the rest of her body really makes her stomach pop!

$2 dollar sucky sucky? I say $1 dollar sucky sucky and a complimentary reach-around. Ole!

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Audience Knew It's Just a TV Show, Right?

Ok so I'm a day late and two donuts short, but who in the holy hell saw the live ending of Making the Band 4? I don't care that there's only 6 people out there watching it and I'm two of them.

Well, if you've seen it you noticed that when Aubrey (aka Syphilicious) was truly kicked out of the band the audience was absolutely silent. The look on their faces was priceless. If you didn't know better you would have thought that they were watching midgets kicking puppies and newborns in the background.

Next up, the three girls left in the group walked onto the stage as if they were pushing a casket up the aisle in church. The little one with the big hair would only look out the window during the interview like she was an orphan waiting for her real parents to come back and pick her up. The other white chick suddenly was chatting up a storm. I don't think she said more than 4 lines the entire season.

Finally, Syphilicious made it onto the stage to tell her side of the story and she went off on this crazy tangent about how she's a woman who speaks her mind and she's tired of explaining that. Then she jumps up, raises her arms, and starts yelling something. I assumed that was the precise moment when the drugs kicked in.

Oh well, good riddance to her. She was annoying as all hell. The may keep saying there's no Danity Kane without Aubrey/Syphilicious, but I say there's no Danity Kane without the TV show. Anyone ever hear of Ashlee Simpson? Exactly.

Peace out Syph.
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