Tori Spelling FINALLY Back on 90210! Get Ready for Those Stairs, Donna!

No folks, you're not dreaming. These are actual photos of Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor filming scenes for upcoming episodes of 90210. Between Jamie Walters on that Confessions of a Teen Idol show and Tori Spelling back on 90210 it's like the Perfect Storm for Donna to get thrown down a flight of stairs. Honestly, I would probably give all of my 401K (which basically totals $11.41) if they would just recreate that scene.

So basically Kelly and Donna are sipping coffee on the porch in this scene. Perhaps, Kelly could say to Donna, "Donna, don't you love the smell of this coffee?" To which, Donna could EASILY reply, "I've lost my sense of smell ever since that time that Ray pushed me down the stairs, remember?" And then they could show an updated scene of that episode. See how easy it is? Oh please oh please let that happen.

P.S, I'm glad Tori is back to work on a legit show. I like how we live in a world where everyone is given a second chance.

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I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again!

I think Shannen Doherty should officially change her name to "I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again." Who's with me?

"I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again" was all bitchy smiles at the 2nd Annual Heaven Gala in LA the other day. I'm not sure what any of that actually means, but it's always good to see anyone from 90210 on any type of red carpet. It should give us all hope.

No word yet on how many more episodes of the new 90210 "I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again" will be on, but I say hurry the hell up and get Donna Martin's ass back on the show. While we're at it, lets scrap the rest of the cast and just keep Donna and Kelly. Oh, and then bring back all the old cast. Perfect.

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Now's Your Chance, Ray! Donna Martin and Tori Spelling Set to Fix the New 90210!

Seriously, was it not just yesterday that I blogged about Tori Spelling coming back to 90210 and now People Magazine is reporting that Tori Spelling is in final negotiations to bring Donna Martin's sweet as back to television. No joke, she better sign the contract because I don't know how many more times I can "report" on this. Hahah, I just said "report." I'm a professional.

Now, as far as the rumors go, random drunken people are saying that Tori was waiting for Shannen Doherty to finish up her contract so that the two wouldn't have to work together. Oh, and by "random drunken people" I, of course, mean me and by douche-bag friends.

I say Shannen should stick around, along with Jennie Garth, and now Tori Spelling. Bring back Valerie and, of course, Ray Pruit so he can....wait for it.....wait for it.....wait for it.....toss her down a flight of stairs! Ding! Ding! Ding! If I could ever interview Tori Spelling I would only ask her questions about that episode and then I'd see if she would allow me to reenact it with her. One can dream.

Just when I stopped watching the new 90210....they....just....might....suck....me....back.....in.

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Dude, Why'd You Throw Donna Martin Down the Stairs?

And the Christmas gifts just keep on coming. They. Keep. On. Coming.

I was doing a little bloggy blogging with VH1 on in the background and all of a sudden I hear someone say, "And this guy comes up to me and was like 'Why'd you throw Donna down the stairs?'" I looked up and assumed I was dreaming. There is no way that there is someone else out there who is as obsessed with the episode of 90210 where Ray Pruit tosses Donna Martin down the stairs more than me?

Well low and behold, it was actually Ray Pruit saying this. Apparently his real name is Jamie Walters and he's on a new reality show called "Confessions of a Teen Idol" in which all these old teen idols try to get back into the spotlight. Whatever.

Jamie Walters was all pissed off, I guess, that randoms on the street would go up to him and ask him why he threw Donna Martin down the stairs. I was like, really? I would have thanked him for doing it and see if he would be willing to recreate the scene with me in a blond wig.

So, between 90210 back on the air, talks of Tori Spelling renegotiating to get back into the new 90210, and now Jamie Walters in this reality show, I really think we have a fair shot of seeing these two making another love connection and then, of course, ending with an older Donna Martin getting flung down the stairs.

I'll work on Mrs Teasley next.

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