Oh Paula, Paula, Paula, Paula. Sad, Really.

Give me an M!

Give me an E!

Give me a D!

Give me an S!

What does that spell? MEDS! What do you need? MEDS! What'd you forget to take? MEDS! MEDS! MEDS! MEDS!

Paula Abdul strapped on her high-heel sneakers, midget jeans, and put some 1982 tube socks on her arms and smiled, creepily, for the camera while she shot scenes for her terrible terrible terrible show (no, not American Idol) RAH! which filmed in New York City. Apparently you don't need a lot of anything to have an actual television show that's shown on, you know, actual television. Lucille Ball and Ed Sullivan must both be rolling around in their graves. I'm kidding. The worms have eaten them by now.

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Paula Abdul Finds a New Way to Smuggle Her Drugs

Finally that creepy boyfriend that's in the background of the first picture, just standing there all creepily lurking, doesn't have to shove the whole pharmacy up his ass and follow Paula around anymore. When you tilt his head back the pills pop out of his ass like a Pez dispenser. Supposedly. Anyidol, Paula Abdul was all Spanished out at the 2008 ALMA Awards that were held at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium in Los Angeles yesterday, which were ironically not sponsored by Goya. I would have just assumed. Go figure. Paula had on a tight dress contraption with a long hot pink bottom of the dress that started just below her bum-bum and went about 2 feet down the red carpet or "rojo" carpet as they would say at the ALMA Awards. Clearly, this is where Paula is hiding her drugs. I'm just kidding. She's not hiding her drugs there. She's hiding her on-all pharmacist under there. Ole!

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