This Time Last Year: Lisa Loveless Leaves "The Hills."

Happy Friday. Let's take a look into what IBBB was blogging about this time last year....

Nooooooooooo! God why?!?! Why do you always take the good ones from us? She had so much more to give. She had so much more to live for. She had so many more cliche one liners to give. She still had so much sass left in her. Why God, why?

As you all know by now and many many many many of you had sent me emails informing me that Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port (bonus points for use of their real last names) will no longer be working for Teen Vogue. While on the surface that doesn't seem so bad when you think about who will suffer the most, your mind should immediately think of Lisa Loveless. Oh my dear Lisa. Oh my dear dear Lisa. Tsk tsk tsk. What a world, huh? While "The Hills" will be continuing on for another season we are very likely to not see Lisa Loveless ever ever ever again. It seems so final, doesn't it? If you are a reader of IBBB, you know my unhealthy obsession with Lisa Loveless. Damn you Teen Vogue. Damn you!

I will miss Lisa Loveless with all my blackened heart. Hell, even my vodka soaked liver will miss her. Lisa brought me, as I'm sure many of you, 100% unconditional happiness in every scene that she was in. She made Lauren appear to be retarded, she gave Whitney self confidence, and she gave hope to a generation of reality show loser viewers (like myself).

I believe I'm still in shock right now. I've read that this is a normal phase in the grieving process. I will soon be in denial, followed by anger, sadness, and acceptance. Although I will never fully accept that Lisa Loveless is gone. Never. I will write a letter to MTV and demand she is given her own show. Ok, I won't actually write this, but I will think of the letter in my head and will one day say, "Wow, I should have actually written and sent it." Oh Lisa. My little little Lisa. I will always keep you in my heart, always. I will remember you. Will you remember me? Don't let your life pass you by. Weep not for the memories.

Lisa Loveless
(2006 - 2007)
"You'll Always Be Known As the Girl Who Never Went to Paris"

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This Time Last Year: Terri Irwin Almost Cameltoe

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Ah Terri Irwin. Terri, Terri, Terri. What's going on? You good? Similar to a school boy trying to hide an "issue" with his math book, Terri is hiding a bit of her jungle outback cameltoe. Sure the jungle and the outback are two separate locations, but I don't care. Regardless and/or irregardless, a little jungle outback cameltoe is peeking out from behind that book. Therefore, it's time to play everyones favorite game, "The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System...to the Stars!" I am awarding Terri Irwin 1 out of 5 camels. If only she was holding that book a little higher she would have been good for at least 2 camels. Maybe next time, Terri.

I am also awarding Terri one Koala Bear, as she is sporting some high waisted Mom Jeans and looking as sexy as all get out. Is Terri Irwin the new Marge Simpson? Does she have anything else to wear? I always see her with that same sexy khaki shirt on. We get it. Now put on something to highlight your rack. Also, it may be time to retire the stonewashed jeans. Take some scissors on that bowl-cut mullet and stop with the bench press for Christ sakes. Now get your ass back on the market. I hear Walter Cronkite is looking for someone. Give him a buzz.
Oh, and you're welcome.

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This Time Last Year: I Love Making Tylenol

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I love making Tylenol. I love making Tylenol. Oh yeah? What in the holy hell are up with these Tylenol commercials. For me, these commercials drive me almost as crazy as the Sally "I'm better than you for taking Boniva" Field Boniva commercials. The commercial, if you haven't seen it, consists of Tylenol "employees" telling the camera just how much they love making Tylenol. One lady is like, "I love making Tylenol, I put love in Tylenol." Really? Love? How about just putting the ingredients in the bottle, is that ok? I'm all set with you putting your "love" into the Tylenol. Does that mean you're dipping your "gentlemen greeter" into the bottle? How does that work? Anyway, they also try to get "real with the people" with one lady saying, "I love making Tylenol, uh-huh honey." These people are psyched to be making Tylenol. In fact, they're too happy to be making Tylenol. Jesus even the Dunkin Donuts guy (Fred) who had the fun job of making donuts everyday would say, "Time to make the donuts" and he'd say it with his head down. These freaks are making Tylenol and are hi-fiving over it.

I love making Tylenol. I want to make love to my Tylenol. I'm making love to my Tylenol. My Tylenol doesn't mind, it likes it. I just proposed to my Tylenol. My Tylenol and I are getting married. Perverts. The following are pretty much the only employees that should be loving their job:

Beer makers
Porn stars
Bakers
Gynecologists (just saying)

Now make a commercial saying that. I love beer. I love making beer. I love porn. I love making love. I love cookies. I love baking cookies. I love vagina's. I love seeing gentlemen greeters. See, that all makes sense. I love Tylenol. I love making Tylenol? Not so much.

I'm done.

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This Time Last Year: White Trash Whopper Fans

Let's walk down shaky memory lane and see what IBBB was blogging about This Time Last Year....

I thought I was done after the Tylenol commercial, that was until I saw the latest Burger King Whopper commercial. Have you seen this crap? Burger King plays their own version of Punk'd and installs hidden cameras and then tells their customers that they've discontinued the Whopper. My thought? Who in the holy hell would care? Oh, my friends, but I was wrong. I was wrong indeed. People care. White trash people seem to care the most. One lady is at the drive-thru window and declares to speak to their manager when she pulls up. Clearly she is irate about them taking the Whopper away. Next up, some homophobic dude says that if Burger King takes away the Whopper they should rename themselves Burger Queen. Yeah, that's nice. Another kid looks completely distraught that there is no more Whopper that he seems inconsolable. What's even better is that these people have then signed release forms to allow Burger King so show them in their national commercial. I'm sure their families are beaming with pride. Pull up a tin folding chair around the 19 inch black-and-white TV, Junior, because daddy's on TV! Yee-haw (with guns being shot up in the air).

I have an idea Burger King and "citizens of the world," why not take this as a cue that we may be addicted to this crap and start eating, oh I don't know, healthier? It's a crazy concept, I know. Maybe try cooking for your family. Chicken? Rice? Vegetables? Gasp! Just keep in mind that if your first reaction to fast food being removed from a menu is that of pure horror, disbelief, and wanting to escalate this matter to the supervisor who makes $8.50/hr then you may have some food dependency issues. Here's to obesity! Fatass.

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