Looks like someone burnt the roast again. In other news...
I've said it before and I'll say it again. If there are two things I love it's Britney and horses. I want to see more of Britney and I want to see more horses. I'm not quite sure, however, why Britney looks like she's about punch that dumb horse in the nose/mouth. I just hope that's not Heidi Montag's horse from Crested Butte. Nobody, and I mean nobody, better lay a hand on Heidi's horse or you'll have me to answer to.
The Cosby's better not be trying to pull this crap over on us again! The last time we saw Claire Huxtable looking like this they were trying to cover up the fact that she was pregnant. You may have fooled me with placing oversized pillows over her while she sat on the couch or made Claire carry grocery bags while walking through the kitchen so we couldn't see her baby bump, but we knew it was there. Oh we knew!
Unless this is their obituary photo, I don't want to see it. Heidi and Steve Sanders, from The Hills, are now hanging from the wall at Wolfgang Puck's restaurant, "Cut." It's not as promising as it sounds. Their pictures are hanging there, not them themselves. Ugh. Better luck next time. Seriously the last thing I would want to see as I'm stuffing my fat face is Heidi's chin looking at me or Steve Sanders creepy wife-beater eyes watching my every move. I am, however, pleasantly surprised that Heidi has almost completed her transformation into a cartoon duck. So that's the upside.
Annalynne McCord was also in attendance at the 2008 Pre Emmy DPA Gifting Lounge the other day. I know that everyone is on the fence about the new 90210, as am I. The only thing that can really save it consists of three things: (1) Donna Martin/Tori Spelling (2) Ray Pruit and (3) a Set of Stairs. Until that happens I don't see this show making it. Although, Nat, Kelly, Brenda, Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez, and the Peach Pit are sure doing their part.
Penny Marshall picked up her best white dress-shirt from the bottom of her hamper, ran her fingers through her hair, tossed on her tinted lime eyeglasses, and headed out to the 2008 Pre-Emmys DPA Gifting Lounge at the Luxe Hotel in Beverly Hills. She even took time out of her busy schedule to sign a can. She's a giver.
I have no words. Although, I'm pretty sure this is exactly what you must look like prior to meeting Jesus in heaven. So, Mischa is one more ring away from saying hello to her maker.