Alright alright! Santa has been answering my prayers in overdrive lately. The latest was my prayer to Santa Christ asking that he bring back my favorite reality character Laurieann Gibson, or more commonly known as, "boom kack" from Making the Band. Well thanks Santa because boom kack is coming back to Making the Band 4 in the new season that premieres...
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wait, There Really are 2 Olsen's?
Stop the f'n press. There really are 2 Olsen's? I always assumed it was like the Michael/Janet Jackson thing. I guess I just assumed there was 1 Olsen who played the role of 2. Hmm. Interesting. Anyway, the above photo is from the Olsen Sluts new book called, Influence, which will be available to buy...
Some Lady Tries to Block Jennifer Aniston's Upper Waist?
Wow. Who's this chick with the bag? Is she Jennifer Aniston's assistant? Friend? On call Debbie Downer? Either way someone needs to tell her that if she's trying to prevent photographers from getting pictures of Jennifer Aniston's face she's gonna need to move her bag about 3 feet north of where it...
A Skank Blooms at Macy's
Happy Birthday, Macy's, your flowers may have some sort of STD now. Possibly. I would get them tested. In October Macy's turns 150 years old and felt that Christina Aguilera would be the perfect person to help celebrate the great accomplishment. I'm sure Mr and Mrs. Macy's are rolling around in their...
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
...In Other News...
Way to let that cameltoe (that you're trying to hide) breathe! Nicollette's balls are about to drop at any minute. In other news...~ Guess Who's Randomly Hosting the VMAs? ~ ABH~ Marisa Miller in a Bikini Just Because ~ DSF~ Celebrity Trucker Hat Debate ~ Websters~ Lindsay and Her Sexy Cancersticks...
Finally, Something Between Britney's Legs That Won't Take Her Money, Y'all!
Praise Jesus, y'all! Finally something between Britney's legs that won't try to take her money! I mean that dude on the other horse is totally going to mug her as soon as she dismounts, but that's a given. It's Mexico. If they're not trying to tell you a wooden duck that they carved on the beach, they're...
Harriet Carter and the Soapy Musical Terrorist Party! Ole!
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! 21 months of Harriet Carter product reviews and still lawsuit free! Let's celebrate and by "celebrate" I really mean "read this crap." This week Harriet helps to wash your dirty bits with money, makes your terrorist attack easier and sportier, and helps a little boy determine...
I'm Voting For Whoever Halle Berry's Rack Tells Me to Vote For
Halle Berry clearly dropped all of her baby weight, stuffed her rack-attack into an Obama t-shirt and hauled her ass out for a little shopping in Century City yesterday. Whatever Halle's boobs tells me to do I'm totally doing. Get caught robbing a store? Simply answer "Halle's boobs made me do it"...
Hey J-Wahl, Slowly Remove Audrina's Blue Hat and Give it Back to Her and No One Gets Hurt
Seriously, someone needs to take stock of the props department over at the set of "The Hills." Jason Wahler, every ones favorite douche-bag from Lagina Beach, was walking the red carpet with his fiance, Katia, (or as I like to call her, Never As Good as Lauren and a Trade Down) at the premiere of "The...
Bus Driver! Move That Bus! And Now Bring It Back Because I Think We Need to Live In It!
So a home that those do-gooders at Extreme Makeover Home Edition built in 2005 is now facing foreclosure. Thanks Ty. Here's what the article had to say:"The house was built in January 2005, after Atlanta-based Beazer Homes USA and ABC's "Extreme Makeover" demolished their old home and its faulty septic...
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
...In Other News...
Ugh. Look what The Olsen dragged in. In other news...~ The Godfather is Pissed at Batman ~ ABH~ Shauna Sand and Some Fat Dude ~ DSF~ Fergie Suffers from Hookerfoot ~ Websters~ So Blake Lively is What, 50...60? ~ CS~ Amber Tamblyn Trash Bag Ass ~ Ayyyy~ Pammy Pants Anderson Does Reality ~ PB~ Paris...
When She Gets All Steamed Up Then She'll Shout. Tip Her Over and Pour Her Out!
Lindsay is a little teapot. She's a little freckled teapot. She's a pale little teapot with freckles. And you know, you know, Sam Rotten is totally going to tip her over and pour her out when Linds gets all steamy. Yeah she will. Yeah she will. She'll pour Lindsay's tea in her Freddie Kruger hat. Yeah...
Operation Sellout: IBBB is Part of The Hills Q&A Over at MTV
Ah kids. As I promised in last weeks post of finding new ways to sellout in year 3 of IBBB I have not disappointed. Well, maybe a little. Yours truly (that would be me) has left my footprint on The Hills. IBBB was contacted by the MTV blog to answer some questions in my typical jackass fashion on past...
The Jonas Brothers: What Exactly Are They. Someone Please Explain. And....Go!
I never really feel that old. I usually pride myself on being pretty knowledgeable on all current events and by "current events" I really mean "stupid pop culture crap." However I can honestly say I know nothing about The Jonas Brothers. Nothing. When researching things to post about on good old IBBB...
DJ Tanner: No Longer a Geek Burger
Candace Cameron, of DJ as I still lovingly call her, is no longer a geek burger or a geek burger with cheese while she was at the Swing Vote movie premiere at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood just the other day. I'm thanking my Full House gods and/or Santa for bringing back DJ into mainstream America....
I Love Spam
I love spam emails. I get them all the time, but ever since I've added my email address to IBBB I get them way more. They always consist of helping someone with transferring money to their Nigerian bank account. Well that's a trick I only fall for 3 times. 6 times at the most. Here's an email I received...
Who are the People Who Answered "No?"
So who are the 1,337 people who voted "no?" No really, who said no? I want names. I'll need your name, last 4 digits of your social security number, and your mother's maiden name. Oh, and I'll need your mother as well. Just ship her to me. That'll do.I'm not sure who really even answers these brilliant...
Monday, July 28, 2008
...In Other News...
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch. In other news...~ Brendan Fraser's Hair is Messing With Us ~ ABH~ Like We Didn't Know the Kardashian's Feed Their Ass McDonald's ~ Websters~White Britney in White Bikini ~ DSF~ Red Headed Celeb Puzzle ~ Ayyyy~ Big Brother Wrap Up ~ CS~ Hayden's Clean Hands ~ IDWYL~ Spencer...
If This is Whitney Houston's New Song, Where are the Receipts?
2 things leaked this weekend. Me. And Whitney Houston's alleged new song with Akon that is likely to be released on her new album this fall. I say if this is Whitney's new song, where are the receipts, Diane? I wish. I wish Whitney leaked her new song. Show me the receipts. That joke never gets old...
Britney Goes to Mexico! Woo-Hoo! Spring Break 2008! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Britney Spears headed to Cabo San Lucas over the weekend for a little rest, relaxation, and cigarette breaks with George Maloof, owner of the Palms Hotel in Vegas and one of the producers to blame for the Living Lohan show. Seriously was the paparazzo that took these pictures parasailing over...
Lauren Conrad Tries the Cowgirl Look. Yee-Ho!
Yeah! Lauren Cockring is 2 for 2 in the past week for me. Last week she appeared all sloppy drunk and hot. Now, we have pictures of Lauren doing a little shopping yesterday dressed like a cowgirl. I like it. She's totally that girl who puts on her cowgirl themed outfit, heads on out to The Saddle Ranch...
Lourdes Reinforces Her Unibrow
Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Maybelline? The whole Madonna family apparently tried to scare the balls off everyone at the Kabbalah Center over the weekend? First off, what the hell goes on at the Kabbalah Center? And when is their Halloween? Lourdes wants to make sure you know, for sure, without...
Marisa Miller Does Stuff in Atlantic City Because Who Cares
Finally, a reason to go to Atlantic City! Marisa Miller was paid to host her supermodel ass off at The Pool at Harrahs in Atlantic City over the weekend. Me gusta Maris Miller y me gusta la lapiz tambien. I'm not sure what the second half of that meant, but point being IBBB needs more of Marisa Miller....
Shia's Truck is the Real Crime
By know you've heard of the Shia LaBeouf DUI accident from the other night. I say you heard about it before because it happened over the weekend while I was taking multiple naps and never blogged about it. Once I finally awoke from my sleep coma I saw pictures of Shia's truck which is all banged up....
Friday, July 25, 2008
IBBB Turns 2, Acts 2
Ah it seems like just 730 days ago I started up this here blog now loving referred to as IBBB. While my math isn't so great, it really was 2 yrs ago this weekend that IBBB began. Can you believe I'm 2 already? I knew I was 12, but 2? Yowza. This past year has brought may changes to the blog such as...
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Lauren Conrad Gets Sloppy Drunk. Nice!
It's been a while since we've seen Lauren Conrad a bit on the tipsy side. Oh, and by "tipsy" side I really mean "3-sheets to the wind." LC and the gang were out enjoying themselves at Crown Bar last night. Lauren made sure to put on her best Target palm-tree themed anti-mold shower curtain because...
Happy 10th Birthday Bindi Sue Irwin. I Love You.
Happy 10th birthday Bindi, you little bitch, happy birthday! The always lovable and never annoying Bindi celebrated the big day in Australia at the Australia Zoo on the Sunshine Coast. Bindi and her mom, who really got dressed up for occasion, had a cake made with a photo of Steve Irwin placed right...on....top....of...
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