...In Other News...

Oh hi there, dear IBBB readers. IBBB (that's me) will be off for the next week(ish) and playing reindeer games in LA. I of course will be tracking down Lindsay No Pants freckle by freckle, trying to capture my arch nemesis, Diane Keaton, and spend as much time as I can looking for anyone and everyone...

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: The Best of Failure Model Chick

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Today boys, girls, boys with girl parts, and girls with boy parts do I have a treat for you! I figured since the Harriet Carter Crapalog is a little thin on white-trash products this week I'd come up with a Best of Failure Model Chick: Volume 1. Looking back at the past...

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A Hitch-Hiking Gutter Olsen Slut

How come there's never a hitch-hiking gutter Olsen Slut on the side of the road when I'm driving by? Life is so unfair. I blame the terrorists, global warming, and the underground railroad for this. Anyhouse, an indistinguishable Olsen was sporting her best Danny Tanner button-down flannel shirt as...

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Look Who Hit the Wall Again!

How's that wall taste, Pam? Yowza! Pamela-Anderson-Lee-Hep-C-Rock looks like she hit the wall, went through it, dropped about 50 feet through the basement floor and then had a combination washer/dryer with wrinkle release fall on her. I don't think it would be that bad if she updated her face from...

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2 Minute Recaps: You Totally Know Rachel is Getting Trashed

Back by popular demand is "2 Minute Recaps." A spinoff of "Harriet Carter Wednesday," watch my favorite Harriet Carter model, Rachel Platt, host this online cooking show like a champ. If you're new to this, check out the explainer by clicking here. Now that we're all settled, here's my craptastic recap of this weeks episode of Ghetto Watermelon Mojitos.This...

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When Heidi Dies, This is the Video My Jesus Will Show Her

I've made more crap videos than I know what do with. I'm not quite sure what that means, but perhaps you've seen them. Heidi Montard has a music video out that she made herself for her wonderful dance ballad "Overdosin." You saw the pictures earlier this week and now you get to enjoy the 10 minute music video. I know Heidi's been talking a lot about...

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The Hills: Stephanie's Birthday Looked Like It Sucked. Just Sayin.

Bad news guys. I didn't get to watch The Hills last night because I ended up watching the Democratic National Convention. Psych! Just kidding. I don't care who wins President as long as they don't take The Hills off the air....because that's what I assume President's are responsible for. I'm not even...

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...In Other News...

We get it, Madonna, you're 50. In other news...~ Dane Cook is Scientifically a Douche ~ ABH~ Who Wants to Fight KFed? ~ Websters~ Buy Paris' Nasty Hair ~ CS~ More Photos of Retarded Heidi Montard ~ DSF~ Celebrity Couple Puzzle ~ Ayyyy~ What is a Selena Gomez? ~ IDWYL~ Lohan's Rack is Back ~ FB~ Winehouse...

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Heidi's New Video, Now Cameltoe Free!

Wow! It looks like someone used some of their Hills money to actually make a music video that included such things as "extras," "work-out clothes," and "hair and make-up." I'm actually pretty sure this is a sign of the apocalypse, but I also thought that when I heard Heidi's last song, "Fashion." Fasion,...

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The Red, White, Random, and Blue Summer Oasis

I love it when there's an event so random that you get a complete mixed-bag of fauxlebrities. You can usually make an educated guess on how bad the fauxlebrities will be based on the host themselves. For instance, at the Red, White, and Blue Summer Oasis event that took places in Hollywood, CA the host...

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Jon Bon Jovi Helps People

Jon Bon Jovi and his wife, Dorethea, are wicked good helpers and stuff. They were both at the "Music for Mercy Corps Hamptons Benefit for Darfur" in the Hamptons over the weekend. Wait, Darfur is a real place? I always thought it was like some location in one of those irritating Harry Potter books or...

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I Don't Care What Every Single Person in America Says. Jennifer Aniston is NOT Going to Die Alone.

Jennifer Aniston was looking all hot and junk whilst walking her fine ass all around New York City over the weekend. Figures, she was out in public while I wasn't there. That's so how mine and Jen's relationship is.People say that Jennifer Aniston is going to die alone and I don't agree. I'll totally...

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Lindsay's Life Changing Moment

It was at this exact moment that Lindsay Lohan was deciding if she was ready to commit to a lifetime of lesbianism. She never even took into account how this choice would impact her shoe collection. I'm sure she hasn't even thought about flannel shirts for the winter yet.Lindsay Lohan was shopping...

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Time to Play: Who's Who?!

Ok I'll give you a hint. This is Tom Cruise, the actor, and Katie Holmes, the actress. Ok that's all the clues I'm giving. Now, you need to guess which of these people is Tom and which is Katie. Don't let the open toe shoes fool you. Don't let 'em fool you.Tom and Kitty-Kat-Katie sported matching haircuts...

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Are They Kidding Me With This?

I love advertisements. I was on a website over the weekend and saw this ad pop up asking me if I knew who this politician was. If I guess correctly I could win dinner for two (and a night on the toilet) at Chili's! This is so stupid. Obviously it's John McCain.www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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Brandy is Alive and Hasn't Killed Anyone Today. It's a Good Day to be Brandy.

Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. But, my heart belongs to the sea. Anyway, it's about 8:47 AM and Brandy has yet to kill anyone. Not ready to laugh at vehicular homicide jokes so early? I don't blame ya. Brandy was at that God-forsaken "American Girl Place" right here in sunny...

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So Who Isn't "With Child?"

It's baby palooza in the celebrity world these days. While I never care about celebrity children, I figured I'd give you all a quick run down on the baby situation since I am, of course, a credible news source. I figure it this way: If Anne Curry is going to quickly mention it during her Today Show...

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Kathy Lee Gifford at "The Ivy" Because, You Know, That Was Expected?

If you paid me $10,000 to guess who was at The Ivy yesterday and gave me 45,839 guesses, I would have never guessed Kathy Lee Gifford. I'm so pissed. I'm going to be in LA this time next week and like the celebrity stalker I am I will, of course, sit my fat ass down at the over-priced, under-tasty,...

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Kendra Looks Like She's Over It

While rumors are swirling that the girls from "The Girls Next Door" are hating Kendra and want her ass out of the house, these pictures certainly don't help. I'm not sure how exactly, but when you're trying to find something interesting to write about when the topics aren't that interesting, and it's...

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Ne-Yo Thinks Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Suck as Bad as He Originally Figured

R&B singer, Ne-Yo, has apologized for thinking that Lindsay Lohan was going to suck (and not in the good way) while he was producing her single "Bossy." Personally, I had assumed that the share number of freckles covering ones body somehow negatively impacted ones vocal chords, but apparently I...

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...In Other News...

~ Celebrity Twitter ~ ABH~ Kate Beckinsale Snorkels ~ DSF~ Will Jen and Brad Cross Paths? In Hell Maybe ~ Websters~ Britney Needs to Pay People ~ CS~ Why is Everyone Playing Amelia Earhart? ~ Ayyyy~ Brody and Spencer Still Sassin' ~ POTP~ Lily Allen Pulls a Winehouse ~ PB~ Audrina's Pool Party ~ IDWYLwww.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Reason #4,562 Why Cats Should Be Flushed.

Happy Craptastic Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week Harriet helps you scoop up that pussy on your keyboard (layup joke), reminds you to clean your desk, 1950's housewife, and dresses you up like the complete and utter asshole you really are. I mean, you really are. Really. Asshole. Let's go!Product...

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The Dog Looks Better and Has Less Fleas

First off can we change Aubrey's self-appointed nickname from "Aubarella" to something more appropriate like "Syphilicious." Someone told Aubrey from Danity Kane to pose sexy and this is what she came up with. Apparently she's making the same mouth movements that got her ass into this business in the...

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Cindy Crawford is No Joke

Seriously Cindy Crawford is no joke. How old is she now? 40's right? She looks insanely good, insanely. I don't know what Tyra is talking about saying that after you're done modeling you go back to a normal weight and blah blah blah. Cindy is like 10 years older than Tyra and looks like she could be...

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