Ali Lohan Sprouts Boobs

I'm sorry, it was wrong for me to say that Ali Lohan has sprouted boobs. What I should have said was Aliana Lohan has sprouted boobs. She should be called by her formal name at a time like this.

Us Weekly is trying to stir the white-trash-freckled-overly-tanned pot by doing a side-by-side comparison of Ali Lohan looking lite-breasted and then fully-breasted. Are they trying to say that Ali bought her rack? Either way this is the type of stuff that gets dirty old men arrested whilst on "To Catch a Predator."

All I know is that Ali Lohan looks like she'd knock a bitch out. I bet she's a scrappy fighter. She's not pulling hair and slapping she's totally putting people in a headlock and giving them an Indian sunburn.

At the end of the day I say who really cares! Buy boobs. Don't buy boobs. Regardless, Dina Lohan will be burning in hell for being a horrible horrible mother (allegedly). See you in hell Dina! No really, I'll be there too. If you get there first grab me an iced coffee....regular, with just milk. Oh, and bring the sun-block. I don't want to freckle like Linds.

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