...In Other News...

Looks like their multimillion dollar created minds banded together and decided on being firefighters for Halloween.Happy Halloween to all the IBBB readers out there! I'll be passing out apples with razor blades inside of them, as I love this holiday. Be safe, scare kids, and crap your pants!In other...

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This Time Last Year: Heidi, the Fugly Mermaid

Happy Halloween and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called "This Time Last Year." This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world...this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I'm lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here's what was...

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Getting to Know YOU!

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much. audrina farts...

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Us Weekly Picks on a Little Girl

Oh sure, Us Weekly calls Suri Cruise "grumpy" and they get millions of readers a day. I call Bindi Irwin a little bitch and I'm the bad guy? That's racist.www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingBack...

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Because My Niece Loves Grover!

Grover is quite the mover and shaker. It's not every day that I see Grover gracing the pages of Getty Images. My niece loves loves loves Grover. Always has. And I love how she loves him because Grover isn't the most mainstream character that every other kid likes. She does love Elmo, don't get me wrong,...

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America's Next Top Model Recap: Prostitutes in an Amsterdam Window!

ANTM recapper, Jenny, may be trying to get out of recapping this horrific season of America's Next Top Model, but she's under contract until the end of the year. Nice try. Here's what went down last night when the skanks were in Amsterdam: Time to settle in for another award winning episode of ANTM....

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So Anyone Watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta?

I don't care, I'll admit it. I may or may not have seen an episode or two of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I'm fine with it. I mean, to me this is like a remake of my old favorite 80's sitcom 227, so I was looking forward to it. I have two favorites already. One, of course, is NeNe Leakes. You know...

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Newsworthy Statements from Mariah Carey. Thanks US Weekly!

Leave it to US Weekly to get the hard hitting entertainment stories. I am sad to report that as of Thursday, October 30th in the year of 2008, Mariah Carey and her husband are still undecided on a Halloween costume. I know. Give me a minute to pick up the pieces of my shattered existence. Although...

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Ugh. As if The View Couldn't Get Worse!

I mean it doesn't get any better than the women of The View dressed up as dead men. What a real treat this will be for the viewers on Friday when this crapisode airs. I know when you see a penny you're supposed to pick it up, but good luck with Sherri Shepard's body dangling from it. Elisabeth Hasselbeck...

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...In Other News...

I'm making it official. Katherine Heigl should play Whitney Port's mother on "The City." In other news...~ Rick Astley on His 9th Life ~ ABH~ Jessie Simpson Rules Russia ~ Websters~ Legally, Britney is Still Not Allowed to Make Decisions Phew! ~ CS~ Central Park Moves Over the Homeless to Class it...

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Because Every Day is Like Christmas

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and too all a good night! It may be the week of Halloween, but I'm already in the white-trash-crappy-useless-products-Christmas-spirit! This week in the Harriet Carter crapalog, Harriet reallllly F's with Nana, makes you uncomfortable under the mistletoe, and reinvents...

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The Olsen's Sign Copies of "I'm the Cute One" in New York City

Oh, no? That's not what they were signing? Well thank Jesus Claus I didn't end up calling in sick from work to go see The Olsen's because I almost considered it. My friend thankfully alerted me that both Olsen Sluts were going to hold a public signing at Barnes and Noble in NYC and I just assumed it...

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You Know What? I'm Going to Let This One Write Itself.

Raven Symone ladies and gentlemen.www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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Paranormal State's Exorcism Makes Me Want to Be a Better Person

So I just finished chiseling the skid marks out of my underwear. Who's watching Paranormal State and, more importantly, who's seen this weeks episode of the chick from Illinois who was possessed and needed an exorcism? Holy hell! I literally was awake for hours after watching Monday nights episode.So...

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So That's Olivia Palermo, But, Uh, That's Not Me Standing Next To Her

Geesh! Olivia Palermo has been my imaginary girlfriend ever since I've seen a clip of her in the new Hills spinoff, "The City" and she's already cheating on me. I bet Whitney's not a cheater. Just sayin'.Olivia Palermo was at Dylan's Candy Bar on 3rd Ave in NYC the other day. I'm not sure why she was...

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The Hills Recap: Brandy Adds Color to the Cast

Remember how much you loved playing Super Mario Brothers and you would play all the time and you were so excited when Super Mario Brothers 2 came out in stores and you would call Toys R Us 20 times per day seeing if they had it in yet and they were always sold out and after weeks you finally got Super...

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...In Other News...

Really? A successful musician and clothing designer and this is the best you could come up with? An iParty $29.99 costume? Didn't even want to add devil horns to make it a deviled egg? Wow. In other news...~ Celebrity Trading Cards...Because That's Where Your Money Should Go ~ ABH~ Tom Cruise and Matt...

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Brandon Walsh and Tootie! There's a Sentence I Never Thought I'd Say.

So what brings Brandon Walsh and Tootie Ramsey together? AIDS. Brandon and Tootie were just some of the stars on the red carpet at the AIDS Foundation's 15th Annual Dream Halloween Benefit in Santa Monica, CA over the weekend.There were some other celebrities there, but to me, these two were the most...

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Hey So How 'Bout Her!

Hey so that lady that's in that show got to dip her hands in cement so that Plant Hollywood, which apparently also still exists, can hang it on their wall.Or....Hey so that lady that's in that movie got to dip her hands in cement so that Planet Hollywood, which apparently also still exists, can hang...

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So has French Onion Soup Just Disappeared?

Dear Every Place in the World,How are you? What's up? N/M/H. I have a quick question for every place in the world. Uh, where in the holy hell has all the French Onion Soup gone? I capitalize French Onion Soup because it's that important to me...and I also think it's its full name. I have been trying...

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...In Other News...

IBBB is fulfilling a dream (just like Oprah teaches us) and going to Saturday Night Live this weekend! You should watch for me as I may rush the stage and try to promote ImBringingBloggingBack. See you in jail! In other news....~ Finally a Prayer to Bob Saget! You Got it Dude! ~ ABH~ So When is Miley's...

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Hey Stupids! Gotta Question for IBBB?

A spinoff of "Spencer's Busy...Let IBBB Take a Message," IBBB is proud to present you with "Hey Stupids! Gotta Question for IBBB?" Here's how this works. You have a question or need advice, you send me an email. I read it. I advise. Sometime, depending on my mood, I advice as well. Here are some recent...

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Stop Teasing Us and Just Use the Gun Already!

First of all if you're not going to play "Murder/Suicide" than I don't want to see these pictures. Second of all, I don't care why these pictures were actually taken...there is no part of me that believes that Heidi Montag can read more than 4 words (boobs, nose, chin, lips). Third of all, I'm waiting...

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Kristin Cavallari Still Kicking Around

My backup girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, was all smiles and open mouth on the red carpet at the launch party (not to be confused with Lunch Party) for "Rare" from Nicole Maloney. I'm not sure what 3 of those words in that last sentence mean. Alas, who gives 6 craps?Remember the good old days when Laguna...

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This Time Last Year: Paris Hilton and Halloweenie

Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called "This Time Last Year." This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world...this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I'm lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here's what was going...

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Heidi Klum Bakes Stuff

Well F me! Heidi Klum bakes stuff. Wow. Heidi has recently said, "Last night I made my first pumpkin pie." To which the other person responded, "Your boobs, Miss, show us your boobs."Fine, that part I made up, but if you love hearing about Heidi making a pie you should totally check out the entire...

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America's Next Top Model Recap: Who's Going to Amsterdam!?

Poor Jenny is still being forced, by law, to recap America's Next Top Model. It's mandated community service hours. Here's what went down last night on ANTM: The show opens with the girls fighting over the European chicks. They say nobody understands what it's like to be European. One of the other...

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...In Other News...

~ Latifah Can Kills You ~ ABH~ Heidi's Fashion Line Peaces Out ~ Websters~ William Shatner Won't Let It Go ~ CS~ Celebrity Headbands ~ Ayyyy~ That Chick From American Pie is Knocked Up ~ POTP~ What is it that Mischa Barton Does, Exactly? ~ IDWYL~ Aniston Getting Married? ~ PB~ Dance Britney Dance ~ BSwww.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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Olivia Palermo from The City.....Peace Out Lauren!

Ugh! Stalking people is absolutely exhausting! After seeing a craptastic pukeview of Whitney's new reality show, "The City" I immediately fell in love with a new "character" who had about 4 seconds of airtime. There haven't been sweeter words ever whispered than "Hi, I'm Olivia." After I picked up...

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