IBBB Has Moved! Come Visit the New ImBringingBloggingBack.com!

www.imbringingbloggingback.com Well folks, after over 2 years on Blogspot, it's time to say peace out and find a new home. Check out the new IBBB site at:http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/So update your bookmarks, update your links, slap your kids, pack your crap, sing a song, and visit the new...

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The "B Team" of The Hills Has a Reunion!

I don't want to oversell this, but....JACKPOT! Remember Brian and Jordan from the first season of The Hills? One of them played the boyfriend of Heidi and the other played the kid who was chasing after Oddrina. (Insert sarcastic overtone) I'm sure these dudes are kicking themselves for not sticking...

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Clay Aiken Heading to America's Next Top Model

According to the crack-whores at Us Weekly, America's Next Top Model is about to get a whole lot sassier. Clay Aiken is scheduled to appear in the new season in an April 8th episode where he'll be working with the models in an acting challenge.Um, I don't want to judge, but, uh, for about 20-something...

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Dear Everyone, Please Stop Saying "Ponzi Scheme."

Dear Everyone,Please stop saying "Ponzi Scheme." My ears have heard enough of it. You may, however, say "Fonzi Scheme" which is a much more enjoyable scheme to hear about. That'll be all.Thanks,IBBBwww.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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Hey Stupids! Gotta Question for IBBB?

A spinoff of "Spencer's Busy...Let IBBB Take a Message," IBBB is proud to present you with another installment of "Hey Stupids! Gotta Question for IBBB?" Here's how this works. You have a question or need advice, you send me an email. I read it. I advise. Sometime, depending on my mood, I advice as...

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...In Other News...

Are the Friends really friends? In other news....~ Penelope Cruz Has a New Love ~ ABH~ Heidi and Spencer Continue Their Facial Expressions ~ Websters~ Is Michael Phelps Going to a Paris Hilton Jail? ~ CS~ A Hilton vs. Cruise Boob-Off ~ Ayyyy~ Avril Lavigne Turns Into an Old Woman ~ POTP~ Scar Jo's...

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Talk to the Hand

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday y'all (that's southern for "you all)! Due to my new website being hijacked and me trying to bitch slap the flu like Ike did to Tina, Harriet Carter Wednesday has suffered. Well, dry your red eye because HCW is back like a flair up of the herpes virus. This week some little...

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"Oregon Trail" Predicts How "The Hills" Cast Will Die

Walk with me, my friends, as IBBB mixes two of his favorite things in life: The Hills and Oregon Trail. If you're like me, you've always wondered what horrible diseases the cast from The Hills would die from and, well, I'm here to provide you those answers. So, get your oxen ready, buy some boxes of...

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IBBB Named in Top 100 Blogs by GiveMeMyRemote!

Time for a little self congratulations (which is the safest sex possible, I believe). GiveMeMyRemote.com (an actual legit website, unlike mine) has named my little site as one of the Top 100 Blogs! Now, GMMR said the list was created in no particular order, but if we were forced to count, I'm #20. Yeah,...

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The City Recap: Kelly Cutrone and Her Birthday Saves the Show!

All hail! Blessed Mother Kelly CUNTrone is back to save and bless The City! Now I know I've tee'd off on Kelly ever since The Hills, but the truth is I love her. Oh, and she is clearly the most talented person on The City....or just in life in general. Plus, I bet she'd wanna bump sewing machines with...

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Janet from Intervention: The Lady of Leisure

My name is Patrick. P-A-T-R-I-C-K.[Patrick is the writer/owner of ImBringingBloggingBack and while he agreed to create IBBB, he does not know he's about to face an intervention].Seriously, I heart Intervention big time. One would say I am addicted to it. That "one" is actually me. Look, I don't think...

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Debbie Matenopolous Says, "I'll Never Marry Again"

....to which the cashier at Dunkin Donuts replied, "That'll be $5.75, ma'am."Thanks for the pointless quote, Us Weekly!www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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...In Other News...

In a surprise twist, Faith Hill was actually named Super Bowl champion. In other news...~ Who are Britain's Moodiest Celebrities? ~ ABH~ Jack Black is Not Treated Like Jessica Simpson ~ Websters~ Brilliant Angelina Jolie Impression ~ CS~ Celebrity Puzzle Monday! ~ Ayyyy~ Jennifer Hudson Belting at...

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Lohan Goes to Super Bowl Party Because Lesbians Love Football

Lindsay Lohan put on her tightest jeans, you know, the ones that crinkle at the knees because they're so tight? You know, the kind that create "cat whiskers" at the crotch because they're so tight? Yeah, those. Anyway, Lindsay and her Dina Lohan styled hair headed out to the ESPN Super Bowl party in...

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So Who's Watching Sober House?

So who loves Sober House as much as I do? I love it. And I don't even mean it in a typical d-bag way I usually do about things. I actually enjoy this show. If you haven't seen it, it's not train-wreck TV. It's almost like Intervention where these people legit have problems and you hope they really do...

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Tori Spelling FINALLY Back on 90210! Get Ready for Those Stairs, Donna!

No folks, you're not dreaming. These are actual photos of Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor filming scenes for upcoming episodes of 90210. Between Jamie Walters on that Confessions of a Teen Idol show and Tori Spelling back on 90210 it's like the Perfect Storm for Donna to get thrown down a flight of stairs....

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I've Been Pretty Busy Lately. Can Someone Drop Me a Quick Email When the Backlash Begins With These Two? Thanks.

I know. I'm terrible. However, is it just me or is it like "enough already" with all this Slumdog Millionaire business? Now I've never seen this movie so I am, of course, simply basing this off of all the award shows and interviews I see these two on.We get it, you're surprised you got nominated. We...

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Someone Check His Cuffs for Pratt's Meth Stash

"Hills Monday" continues with a little Stephanie Pratt/Sandy Sanders walking up the street with some dude who's dressed the same way that my mom would dress me when I was really little and couldn't fit into normal sizes pants. She's literally cuff my pants up to my knees and I could wear said pants...

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Lauren Conrad Films Her "Hills" Work Scenes That Include, You Know, Eating Cake

I miss The Hills. There, I said it. I miss it. Don't judge me. I can't wait for March so that my Hills life can get back on track. Anyscript, Lauren Cockring was filming scenes for the latest season of The Hills, which included "sitting on her chair with a blank computer screen at her desk" and also...

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It's So Rude to Make Fun of Jessica Simpson's Weight....

....when no one will be mention her boobs. It's just rude. I mean, sure Jessie Simps may have gained a bushel or two, but to not even mention how this has made her boobs even bigger...well...it's just not American. Get your priorities straight people. Big boobs are important too. Ugh. People.www.my...

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