Happy Thanksgivingmas!

Happy Thanksgivingmas to you and yours! For those of you reading IBBB from different, less desirable countries, Thanksgiving is an American holiday where we all celebrate Jesus sailing to the United States of America on the Nina and seeing his shadow on the 3rd day. From there he created the Easter...

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: This Thanksgiving I am Most Thankful for Harriet Carter and No Lawsuits

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Thanksgiving Eve. There were hardly any Thanksgiving related products in the Harriet Carter catalog, which helps proves my hypothesis that Harriet and her family have sex with turkeys. Mystery solved. This Thanksgiving week, Harriet helps clean up your yard, fixes...

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...In Other News...

Me gusta Gabrielle Union. Gabrielle BloggingBack. That has a nice ring to it. Gabrielle Union attended the LA premiere of Cadillac Records. That'll be all. In other news....~ Celebrity Bedhead Hall of Shame ~ ABH~ Paris Hilton Shall Burn in Hell ~ Websters~ Listen to Britney's Album Over at CelebritySmack...

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The Jodie Sweetin Divorce = IBBB's Opportunity

After receiving an alarming number of emails from readers and phone calls from friends, IBBB has be alerted that Stephanie Tanner has officially split from her husband. According to a close friend, Mr. Bear is a two-timing bastard.Jodie StepOnMe Tanner Sweetin has filed papers late last week in Orange...

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The Hills Recap: Audrina's Mental Breakdown: A Very Special Episode of "The Hills."

Grab your nap mats, boys and girls, because Mother Goose has written one f'd up crapisode of The Hills this week. Perhaps the least scripted episode yet, Audrina must have been chewing on some toys that were shellacked with lead paint and delivered from China because she pretty much goes bat sh*t crazy....

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I Now Pronounce You "Mr and Mrs. Santa Pubes." You May Kiss Us Weekly.

Let me just say that I've probably taken 4 days off from the blog in the past 2 years. Of course, of course, I would take the day off when Heidi, her new chin, her new boobs, her new nose, her fake hair, would marry Spencer/Steve Sanders and his Santa pubes. Of course I would not find out about this...

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...In Other News...

I like how because Britney has lost a little weight and hasn't worn 4 different wigs in the past few months that people say "she's back!" I also like how her rack is trying to escape her vest while she attends a screening of her upcoming MTV documentary. In other news...~ George Clooney Attempting...

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Have a Baby Named Bronx. J Lo, Likely, Pissed.

Ashlee Simpson and her husband, whom she had to marry after getting knocked up, Pete Wentz, welcomed a 7 lb, 11 oz baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz or "BMW" for douche/short. Bronx? Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is going to be bullsh*t! How dare someone else try to force you to think of them instead...

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Hey Stupids! Gotta Question for IBBB?

A spinoff of "Spencer's Busy...Let IBBB Take a Message," IBBB is proud to present you with another installment of "Hey Stupids! Gotta Question for IBBB?" Here's how this works. You have a question or need advice, you send me an email. I read it. I advise. Sometime, depending on my mood, I advice as...

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I Haven't Mentioned Poshtoria Spiceham in a While

Ok fine, so I really just needed an excuse to say "Poshtoria Spiceham," but I realized that I hadn't referenced her in a while so it's a win-win. Poshtoria Spiceham put on her best stone-washed-jeans dress and DJ Tanner headband and headed out to the Allure Magazine Cover Party for her "friend" Eva...

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And You Know That the Security Machine Beeped Every Time Heidi Walked Through!

Heidi and Steve Sanders were heading out of LAX to an unknown destination. I'm assuming they're flying to Crested Butte so that they can cook up and eat Heidi's horse for Thanksgiving just like the Pilgrims did in 1492. Perhaps my math is wrong.Anyway, I wonder how many times the security machine beeped...

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This Time Last Year: How Father Time Stole Teri Hatcher

Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called "This Time Last Year." This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world...this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I'm lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here's what was going...

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Celebrity Guess Who?

Yowza. If you guessed the people photographed in this picture at the Pippilotti Rist: Pour Your Body Out exhibit in New York City was of Madonna and Lance Bass.....you'd be correct.You're welcome.www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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Who Won America's Next Top Model Cycle 11

Well folks another season of America's Next Top Model come to a close. Bid adios to Jenny recapping the crap out of this show. I'll have to hire her for another series recap. In the meantime, here's what she said went down last night on the season finale of America's Next Top Model: It's the season...

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...In Other News...

So how does one get the job of cupping Britney's boob whilst she walks? In other news...~ Why Does the Mad Hatter Want to Kill Me and Eat Me? ~ ABH~ Dallas Austin Claims He Isn't Working With Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta~ Is Kelly Osbourne Courtney Love's Daughter? ~ Websters~ Me Gusta Charlize...

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Real HOusewives of Atlanta: Season Finale. What We've Learned.

Check Out Previews from the Reunion Show How's the season over when I feel like I just started watching this Atlanta hurricane of horror? We learned a lot this episode and I'm smarter because of it.We learned that Kim continues her rein of terror on the suit jacket.We learned that Kim thinks that NeNe...

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: Here Pretty, Crappy, Kitty!

Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours! As we get closer to Thanksgiving I would like to say that I am most thankful for all the products that Harriet Carter tries to sell me. I am also grateful for the "Y/K' on most of my zippers, but that's another story for another time in another place....

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Preview. Kim and NeNe Fight It Out Like They're on the Set of Maury. Sidenote: Curtis, You are Not the Father.

Whilst IBBB will be recapping the ever loving piss out of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion once it airs, here's a little clippy clip of some of the smackdown between Lisa and Kim and then NeNe and Kim. At one point I'm pretty sure that NeNe talks about Kim's weave, which really isn't nice to say. She should have said "wig." Wig. Not weave....

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The Hills Recap: Holly Moves in With Lauren, Everyone Drinks, I Die a Little More Inside

WARNING!!! What an absolute nightmare this episode is. It's like they didn't even try this time. I would have rather watched Kelly CUNTrone give herself an enema whilst wearing all black then watch this crap. Regardless, here's what went down last night on The Hills....Jesus be with me:Once again we...

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...In Other News...

Yes please. In other news....~ The New SNL Chick Has a "Famous" Father. Guess Who ~ ABH~ Ba da ba ba ba, Heigl's Lovin' It ~ Websters~ Vh1 Celebrity Rehab Interview! ~ CS~ Is This the New LiLo and Sam? ~ POTP~ More Victoria's Secret Fun! ~ Ayyyy~ More Kristin Cavallari ~ IDWYL~ Russell Simmons is a...

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The Jodie Sweetin Book. IBBB's Dream Come to Life.

Looks like StepOnMe Tanner is no longer the awkward duckling, as today she as transformed into an awkward swan. Magic. Jodie Sweetin, apparently sporting red car paint on her lips, was looking slim and trim on the red carpet of the 15th Annual Lint Roller Party (Best Friends Animal Society) in Hollywood,...

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Ugh! These Three Again.

Seriously these outfits have to have a mad case of "ring around the collar" by now. Oh, and "swamp ass crust" in their khaki-cameltoe-pants. The Irwin's, sans Steve, are at it again! This time they're at the 2nd Annual Steve Irwin Day at the Australia Zoo on the Sunshine Coast. What a treat.Hopefully...

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I Mean, Jan Brady Tried Lemons, but I Guess Flour is a Good Option Too?

Hopefully this works to cover up some of those pesky freckles! Lindsay No Pants and Samantha Rotten were in Paris over the weekend and heading into a club when some PETA freaks tossed a bag of flour on Linds because she was wearing a fur stole. Lindsay must have thought it was raining coke! A total...

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Oh Christ. Nothing Good is Coming Out of This!

Isn't there some unwritten rule that you should never mix with the Kardashian sisters? Kristin Cavallari and two Kardashian's (no first names needed) posted lifeless on the grey carpet at the grand opening of the Fontainebleau Miami Beach in Miami, Florida over the weekend. Let's hope in this case...

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Kim from Real Housewives and IBBB are OVER!

Are the kids still saying "dunzo?" Anywig, IBBB has some sad news to report. I had befriended crazy-ass Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta on Myspace and after some email correspondence Kim agreed to be interviewed for this brilliant blog. I actually told her that I couldn't get enough of her constant...

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So Andrew Dice Clay is Still Alive. I Mean, He's on His Last String, But He's Still Alive.

Oh!www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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...In Other News...

It's hard to learn how to rebalance when you remove 6 feet of hair. In other news...~ The Arrested Development Movie, You Say? ~ ABH~ Adios Neverland Rach of Horror ~ Websters~ Lohan Goes British ~ CS~ A Victoria's Secret Christmas ~ DSF~ Who's Wearing Curtanis? ~ Ayyyy~ Sorry Guys, Pumpkin is Off...

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim's Restraining Order Against Lisa? Hold On to Your Wig!

Past Real Housewives Recaps Oh snap! Hold on to your white Fraggle wig! There's even more drama going down off the set of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. It appears that Lisa and Kim are going at it during the reunion show. Take cover, NeNe, they're coming after you next!According to Lisa, "I've been...

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