The Hills Recap: Darlene Montag Totally Sweats Spencer

My fellow Americans (sorry Canada) I address you today as our economy has hit tilt on the "Oh-Shit-o-Meter," the stock market is literally in the toilet and covered with that blue stuff that makes your water a nice color, and my 401K is basically at $0.14. The good news is that I'm not entirely sure...

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...In Other News...

~ So When is Katy Perry Going Away? ~ ABH~ Scar Jo Off the Market ~ Websters~ More Heather Locklear Updates ~ CS~ Superhero Fashion Trends ~ Ayyyy~ Jenny Garth in Santa Red ~ IDWYL~ Britney Sex Tape? ~ POTP~ Tina Fey Does Palin: Part II: ~ PB~ What Ate Victoria Beckham's Legs? ~ BS~ Mindy McCready Back to the Slammer ~ BB~ Borat Crashes the Party ~...

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Crap! Aniston Sees Us!

First of all, let me just say that me gusta Jennifer Aniston. Also, me gusta Churros y Chocolate. A lot of people give me crap for liking Jennifer Aniston and you wanna know what I tell those people? I tell them that their mothers are whores. That typically quites them down. Anyfriends, Jen (that's...

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Someone Take a Brush to Sweetin

Jodie Sweetin, her rack, and her baby were all strange facial expressions and awkward poses whilst on the brown carpet at the "Celebration of Babies Benefiting the March of Dimes" at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills over the weekend. You'd figure if Stephanie Tanner knew she was going to be...

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Teef and Tats Patridge Hit the MGM Grand Pool

Luck be a dead-eyed lady tonight! Teef and Tats Patridge hosted the Bombay Sapphire event at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand in Vegas over the weekend. What a real treat it must have been for the guests by the pool to experience double the Audrina for 4 whole hours. Audrina hosted this event...

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"What's His Face" Makes Funny Face at Paparrazi

Britney, her dad, and her two kids, "What's His Face" and "The Other One" all enjoyed a nice dinner the other night in sunny Los Angeles. Speaking of angels, "What's His Face" really let the paparazzi know what he thinks of them by sticking out his tounge, presumably followed by shitting his pants....

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Heather Locklear Arrested

Heather Locklear, according to People Magazine, has been arrested last night and held in Santa Barbara County jail. As of today she has been released from the slammer-lama-ding-dong and, at this point, no one is talking about why she was arrested. Therefore, I will make the following guesses until...

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Britney's New Song, Womanizer, Makes the Rounds

Britney was caught rocking a black Halloween fright wig after she shot part of her video for her new single, Womanizer, the other day in LA. I'm not sure if she ripped Rihanna's old wig right off of her head or asked to borrow it, but either way Britney is back in a wig and that's all that matters.According...

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Martha Will Try Anything...

Martha Stewart is relentless in her attempt to lure Lindsay Lohan back over to the heterosexual side of life.www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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This Time Last Year: Brady Bunch Lesbianism

Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called "This Time Last Year." This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world...this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I'm lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here's what was going...

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...In Other News...

As Whitney shoots scenes for her new Hills spin-off it looks like she found a Justin Bobby of her very own. In other news...~ Hey Kirk Cameron Found Work Again ~ ABH~ Drew Barrymore Hops Laps ~ Websters~ Free Nick Hogan! Free Nick Hogan! ~ CS~ Lindsay Responds to Crazy Daddy Lohan ~ POTP~ Wait, Does...

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America's Next Top Model Recap: Isis Gets Snipped

Spoiler Alert! ANTM jumped the shark 10 seasons ago! ANTM recapper, Jenny, has checked in yet again to recap the crap out of last nights America's Next Top Model. Here's what she said went down:The girls show up at Lucky Strike, and are handed bowling high heel shoes by Miss Jay. The bowling alley...

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And You Know the Homeless Are Like, "Eh, I'll Pass Thanks"

Heidi and Steve Sanders are continuing on with their "We Help People" press tour. This time around they're scooping mashed potatos and toilet water sundae's (I'd assume) at the Union Rescue Mission House.I have a question. Why are Heidi and Steve Sanders wearing white gardening gloves WITH plastic...

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Lindsay Got a Perm!

Carrot Top looks like he just left the beauty parlor with Midge, Honey, Perl, and Mildred after the girls all got their hair set in rollers and then blown out. They have a big night at the BINGO hall and some new Troll dolls to test out for good luck. B5? Is there a BINGO in the hall?Seriously, what...

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Hey Tom Brady! Hope You're Having Fun Not Playing Football and Banging Your Supermodel Girlfriend!

Tom Brady and his supermodel girlfriend, Gisele Bundtcake, were hand in hand walking through the streets of New York City yesterday. As you know, Tom Brady's knee is basically being held together with gum, sugar-water, 3 popsicle sticks, and hope. Therefore, he's out of commission for the entire Patriot's...

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Ohhhh Tyra is Going to be PISSED!

If you don't know by now because you're too busy reading about gas prices, banks closing, businesses filing for Chapter 11, and political bullcrap, Britney Spears will be releasing her new single soon called, "Womanizer." With that comes all sorts of crazy people trying to leak the song and show what...

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Why is Janet Jackson Dressed Like a Cartoon Spy?

Janet Jackson was with her fauxband, Jermaine Dupri, for his 36th birthday fiesta at TenJune the other day in NYC. There have been many rumors lately that Janet was fat again, but obviously these pictures put those rumors to rest. She's doesn't look fat at all, she just looks stupid. There's a difference....

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Harriet Carter Wednesday: So This is What the 50's Were Like?

Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This week will conclude IBBB's look back at Harriet Carter of yesteryear. It's been a real treat for me to see what white-trash crap was being sold in the 1950's and, clearly, it was a real treat for you too since crickets were chirping in last weeks comments. Screw it,...

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Clay Aiken is the Gay

Clay Aiken took to People Magazine to let people know that he is, in fact, gay. Well you could have knocked me over with a feather boa. In other news, water is wet and bullets hurt.www.myspace.com/ImBringingBloggingB...

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The Hills Recap: Even While Lauren's in Italy, Douchebaggery Will Ensue

Similar to the Three's Company episodes where Chrissy Snow would be "visiting her aunt in the mountains" and, therefore, would barely appear in the episode, Lauren Cockring is heading out of the country and the rest of the cast is tasked with carrying the show. Will LOser and Audrina exchange awkward...

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Jodie Sweetin's Reality Show: Jesus Claus Has Answered My Prayers!

Dust off the meth on Mr Bear because Jodie Sweetin and her husband, Cody, are in the process of filming their very own reality show. I've prayed to both Jesus Claus and Santa Christ that this reality show would, in fact, happen and it looks like we are so close to seeing it. The only minor problem is...

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Looks Like Someone is Camera Ready to Be Tossed Down a Flight of Stairs by Ray Pruit!

I know I'm going to get crap for this, but I think Tori Spelling is looking good. Ok, I must confess something. Who reads the book The Secret? Me too. So they say you should put positivity out there then you can get things you want in return. I want Donna Martin back, ok. I said it. I want Donna Martin...

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