Is the Jonas Brothers and Twilight the Same Thing?

Crap. More reasons why I'm getting old. What the hell is Twilight? Where did it come from? Does Miley Montana or Hannah Cyrus have something to do with this?

All I know is that these two, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (who are pictured at the London premiere of "Twilight" the other day), always look like they've just finished doing lines off each other. Kristen looks like she crawled out of a dumpster and Robert looks like he's about to jump into it.

I don't get any of it. And more importantly, when did I get so old and clueless? I, of course, blame the Jonas Brother for this. I even figured that making fun of that little f'n bitch, Bindi Irwin, would keep me young, fresh, and up-to-date with "the kids," but apparently that's not working. Hopefully the upcoming season of American Idol will make me relevant again.

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