On the 6th Day of Christmas: Nothing makes me laugh harder then Church jokes because, at the end of the day, that whole "Jesus in the cross" thing really was a hoot. Oh I mean the way they whipped him, what a treat. Luckily there are 500 Church jokes for you and the whole family to laugh at. Some of my favorites include:~ Did you hear the one about the priest who molested the alter boy?
Answer -->The priest molested the alter boy.
That's the joke.
And other favorites like:
~ What's the difference between the Church trying to cover up the molestation scandal and a hurricane?
Answer --> A hurricane has something to do with weather and the other has to do with priests molesting alterboys.
That's the joke.
Or perhaps my personal all time favorite:
~ How can you tell that it's almost Palm Sunday?
Answer --> The weather starts getting nicer and priests are molesting the alterboys.
That's the joke.
Finally, if you want to tell a clean joke to your little children, perhaps try out this one:
~ Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Answer --> 3 white horse fell in the mud. And then a priest jumped in the mud and molested the 3 horses....then got bored with the horses and made the alterboys jump in the mud....so he could molest them.
That's the joke.
......and a Failure Model Chick in a pear treeeeeeee!
Be sure to check back tomorrow for the 7th Day of Christmas! I can't wait to be done with this.
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