Merry Christmas. Yeah, I Said It. Christmas.

IBBB would like to wish all of you a very safe, happy, and drunken Christmas. If you're reading this today you are probably not celebrating Christmas and, if so, good luck in hell. For those of you who aren't celebrating Christmas, Christmas is a special day in which Mother Mary and Joseph (who was really a plumber...the "carpenter" thing from the Bible was just misinterpreted) sailed on the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria in order to make it over to Plymouth Rock and trade in their cows for magic beans in which they could plant a magic beanstock that would grow up to the sky so that they could give birth to the baby Jesus on top of a cloud and cure global warming. It's a special day.

IBBB will be off for a few days, so in the meantime check out some of my other blogging friends who are much more committed than I am. Ole!

~ That Dude from Twilight Went to Super Cuts ~ ABH
~ Hef Traded Down ~ Websters
~ A Special Winehouse Vacation ~ CS
~ More of Heidi Montag's Rack ~ Ayyyy
~ POTP Hits Up Twitter ~ POTP
~ Lauren Conrad's Christmas Mustache ~ IDWYL
~ Drink Up a Little Ashlee Simpson ~ FB
~ A Britney Spears Christmas ~ BS