A Hitch-Hiking Gutter Olsen Slut

How come there's never a hitch-hiking gutter Olsen Slut on the side of the road when I'm driving by? Life is so unfair. I blame the terrorists, global warming, and the underground railroad for this. Anyhouse, an indistinguishable Olsen was sporting her best Danny Tanner button-down flannel shirt as she was leaving a Radiohead concert at the Hollywood Bowl in LA the other day.

Mary-Michelle-Kate-Ashley-Tanner-Gibbler-Olsen tried to quickly wave off the paparazzi in hopes that they'd mistake her for Wilson from Home Improvement. I don't think so, Tim.

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